Showing posts with label stuff we said. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuff we said. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Can I blog this?: Predator edition

(While Watching Predator, the actor Carl Weathers is on screen)

Nicole: Hey is he on Designing Women?

Justin: Who? Carl Weathers?

Nicole: Yeah...you ever see that show?

Justin: Watch the movie!

(10 minutes later)

Nicole: Maybe it was Ernie Banks (? wth) on Designing Women.

Justin: ...

(80 minutes later)

Nicole: Ohhh is that what those guys are dressed up as at (comic) conventions?

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Can I blog this? Uhhh sure pt. 3

Justin: Hello and welcome to another edition of Can I Blog This? Uhhh Sure: TDKR Edition.  Tonight's episode unfolds at Navy Pier.  Earlier in the week Nicole one some tickets to see an advanced preview of The Dark Knight Rises Prologue set to play in front of MI: Ghost Protocol this week.  Let's set the stage shall we
INT. -  INSIDE NAVY PIER WAITING IN LINE FOR AN ADVANCED SCREENING OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES PROLOGUE. IT IS CLOSE TO 9PM, A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE PREVIEW.

Nicole and Justin had just come from Nicole's work's Christmas party.  They have been in line for about 20 minutes and are feeling nervous about where the cut off point in the line is.  A wave of people just showed up and started piling up behind them.  Justin over hears people complaining about the line being so long for a 6 minute preview of a movie that is 7 months away.

JUSTIN:
(scoffs)
Seriously?  It's freaking' BATMAN why wouldn't the line be this long.
It's not like you are paying to see this AND it's BATMAN.  No, it's the
last of the Nolan Batmans.  There aren't any more after this.  He's done.

NICOLE: 
(Surprised)
I thought it was a trilogy?


JUSTIN: 
Uh, Batman Begins?

NICOLE:
Wait, what's that?

JUSTIN: 
It's the first one!  The first of the Nolan Batman movies…
BATMAN BEGINS!

NICOLE:
Did I see that?

JUSTIN: 
Wait you haven't seen Batman Begins? 

NICOLE:


JUSTIN: 
You know, the origin story. It shows how he became Batman?
Oh! And Katie Holmes is in it.

NICOLE:
Ohhhhhhh…yeah I didn't see that.

END SCENE.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Can I blog this? Uhhh sure pt. 2

Justin:  Welcome to "Can I blog this? Uhhhh sure..." part 2, the Maryland edition.  Here are some gems shared with my lovely during our time in Maryland:

EXT.  OUTSIDE HOTEL LOBBY - EARLY EVENING

Nicole and Justin are sitting outside the North Marriot Hotel in Bethesda, Maryland.  Justin had finished his second day on SPX at 6pm on a Sunday evening.  They are waiting for Justin's cousin Jona to pick them up so they can grab dinner.

NICOLE: 
What time is our flight?

JUSTIN:
(checking his phone) 
1:20pm

NICOLE:  
Is Jona working tomorrow?

JUSTIN:  
Yeah we are probably going to leave at like 9am.

NICOLE:
(yawing) 
Shoot...we better take a nap right now.

(CONTINUED)



A car pulls up but not all the way in their line of vision.  A bush is blocking their view and they can't tell if it is Justin's cousin or not.

NICOLE:
Is that Jona?

JUSTIN: 
(begins to nudge over forcing Nicole to nudge as well)
I can't tell. Lean over.

NICOLE:
(now fully leaned over, upper body hanging off the bench)
The windows are tinted.

JUSTIN:
(reassured by Nicole's last statement that it is in fact, he's cousin)
He's so Asian.



Justin:  I thought I'd play with the format here and there with these little "quote posts".  I hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Can I blog this? Uhhh sure pt.1

Justin:  Here's a new idea!  I actually had a funny conversation with Nicole
this past weekend where it was so funny I asked her if I could blog our dialogue.  But then the weekend (epic post to follow!) happened and I forgot that first gem of banter between us.  She never fails as she provided me with laughs after this conversation:


Justin: Hey how was Taco Tuesday?

Nicole: Goooood, I had a corn dog.


Justin: ...

Nicole: ... oh and one taco too.