Justin: Hello and welcome to another edition of Can I Blog This? Uhhh Sure: TDKR Edition. Tonight's episode unfolds at Navy Pier. Earlier in the week Nicole one some tickets to see an advanced preview of The Dark Knight Rises Prologue set to play in front of MI: Ghost Protocol this week. Let's set the stage shall we:
INT. - INSIDE NAVY PIER WAITING IN LINE FOR AN ADVANCED SCREENING OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES PROLOGUE. IT IS CLOSE TO 9PM, A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE PREVIEW.
Nicole and Justin had just come from Nicole's work's Christmas party. They have been in line for about 20 minutes and are feeling nervous about where the cut off point in the line is. A wave of people just showed up and started piling up behind them. Justin over hears people complaining about the line being so long for a 6 minute preview of a movie that is 7 months away.
Nicole and Justin had just come from Nicole's work's Christmas party. They have been in line for about 20 minutes and are feeling nervous about where the cut off point in the line is. A wave of people just showed up and started piling up behind them. Justin over hears people complaining about the line being so long for a 6 minute preview of a movie that is 7 months away.
JUSTIN:
(scoffs)
Seriously? It's freaking' BATMAN why wouldn't the line be this long.
It's not like you are paying to see this AND it's BATMAN. No, it's the
last of the Nolan Batmans. There aren't any more after this. He's done.
NICOLE:
(Surprised)
I thought it was a trilogy?
JUSTIN:
Uh, Batman Begins?
NICOLE:
Wait, what's that?
JUSTIN:
It's the first one! The first of the Nolan Batman movies…
BATMAN BEGINS!
NICOLE:
Did I see that?
JUSTIN:
Wait you haven't seen Batman Begins?
NICOLE:
…
JUSTIN:
You know, the origin story. It shows how he became Batman?
Oh! And Katie Holmes is in it.
NICOLE:
Ohhhhhhh…yeah I didn't see that.
END SCENE.
Nicole, you didn't see Batman Begins when it was in theaters? That's like not seeimg the first Burton/Keaton Batman until it was on VHS- wait, no, that was me...
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